Friday, December 31, 2010

PTBM


yeay ! yeay! yeay !
MALAYSIA menang whoa.
dan dan la PTBM nyer . *HEE
(Proud To Be Malaysia)
yeay ! yeay!
even kalah di tempat lawan tapi menang di tempat sendiri kan kan? hebadd tuhh , tambah lagi menang dihati peminat peminat Skuad Harimau Malaya. bukan maen lagi. mesti semua dok berebut beli jersi MALAYSIA kan kan? pape un chantekk. ouh. jersi malaysia yg wane kuning uh. *adore. DARAH TUMPAHNYA DARAHKU

*macam presiden FAM cakap

POSTIVE IMPACT : (after menang)
  • dapat la ubah persepsi orang malaysia yang suke kutuk game negara sendiri
  • laku habes jersi kat uptown and downtown siap perang harga lagi
  • bole bagi laku and kecoh kedai mamak wehh even aq x tawu mamak tu sokong mane. maen sorak jea *sengal ,
  • penuh kedai mamak sampai block jalan wehh
  • relationship each other : kate nak lepak tak jadi un ade *HEE
  • relationship within femly : ade mmbe sorang nie. dye un terkejut pabila ttbe satu femly tengok bola .
*buad yang makan cili , beli la air pedas tuhh *ngee


  • lepas nie stadium bola penuh la if MALAYSIA lawan.
  • dapat la sorak kekuat kat SKUAD MALAYSIA

*our hero

Tuesday, December 28, 2010

KPP Q&A

0930pagi

hey! daus daus! da lemak nie ,
woooy! daus bangun la ma tau kamu tu bukan anak dara kene bangun pepagi!
yeye, hey hoy wooooy, ape nyer pepagi nie?
orang dok ngah bedtime stories taw ishk mama nie
tade ape cme ade present jepp for christmast
whoa *woot woot. sekarang jugak daus bangun!
siap mandi sume turun bawah ehh. ade present
punye la semangat bangun siap mandi pakai short long sleeve. tron bawah!
mama ooo mama ooo mama mane present nyer?
nah! here you are!
huh? buku?
yes buku la!
thank you mum.
whoa buku KPP! Question & Answer! *excited
yeay!
yeay yeay ape! bace! khamis nie ade konsert nyer kat sebelah jerat cine tuhh.
uke uke ma! tadahal.
wow! 500 question . saya teruskan menjawab sehingga tamat! menarek la!
haritu jugak habes excited punye pasal HAHA

Konsert Pemandu Pemandu! HAHA coming soon with duration 6 hours on this thursday

kau dan aku

i jatuh hati to this song. cute wehh. tak tipu. nice nice. cute saja.
sape da tawu enjoy. sape yg belum enjoy it! HAHA
dye pakai lagu you and i. dorang sweet kan?


it belongs to langs blog

Monday, December 27, 2010

kreditku!

asal pompuan jerr
orang pikir SHOPHOLIC ! kan kan! *hee pergh memang sinonim wehh
HAHA
but lakilaki kat luar sana jangan dok layan sangat ehh,
Jangan sampai jadi Queen control. bahaye taww!
jangan jadi mcam sign kat bawah nie.
bunny : ohh hunnie nah nah kad kredit i, i tak sanggup berpisah tilam ngan u ! *hee
hunnie : hee * my power queen control.
bunny : nah la belanje la , u nak lv ke , aigner ke, amekla. i kurus un tape asalkan x berpisah tilam
hunnie : i promice la bunny.*huu (senyum ke telinga)

Monday, December 20, 2010

love the way you like

nah siyes FUCK giler
dengar la wehh
its all about facebook i think

Saturday, December 18, 2010

hundredth POST


ntah x sangke! akhirnye da post yg ke seratus.
this is my hundredth post.
YEAY!!
selamat pandai mengira .
kalau x seratus pun x tawu camne tengs ma mathematics teacher
but i would be
more happy
if u teach juz like in this video on multiply numbers
its awesome!







kalekale si pelangi

don't you see there are a rainbow?
yeah! yeay! whoa! awesome!
this is me now
start to colour all over the world with my seven colour.
yeay!
my blog can do it now! no t like before juz have two colours
so bored
juz like
Charlie Chaplin but now MR. Bean already


sedang aku taip terdetik dari jiwa bebas dari nikotin ku untuk mewarnai dunia. then i try. it works. dont you see? *happy

lapanbelasduabelas

aloha!
today is eighteen.
yea kenape ngan lapan belas?
majalah BLUE kat oversea?
number comel? lol :D
genap sepuluhari after SPM.
relax day. after exam and having a holiday
actually i dah terlepas ngan Sijil Paling Menyeksakan *hee
from now on i'll be active blogger.
a lot of new story of me will be post.



*experience

*bowl of brain

experience is the brain meal
this makes me more matured



Friday, December 10, 2010

u n t i t l e d

here u are!

-no mood to post *hee

Thursday, November 18, 2010

believe in yourself

juz want to share
before play stop da music at the bottom first
to hear the music




change-taylor swift

SPM



SPM

  • SIJIL PALING MUDAH
  • SIJIL PANGGILAN MAUT
  • SIJIL PINANG MASUK
  • SIJIL PERGI MATI
  • SIJIL SWEET PEOPLE in MALAYSIA
those, all the new name of SPM!
now before im going to sit of it

i want to appologize to all of my frenz
if im do wrong to all of you
if not satisfied of something or whateva juzz tell me uke
dont keep it in your until it explode
human never can escape from do wrong
pray for me to get all those subject at least A uke?

BAHASA MALAYSIA
ENGLISH
SEJARAH
PENDIDIKAN ISLAM
MATHEMATICS
ADDITIONAL MATHEMATICS
PHYSICS
CHEMISTRY
BIOLOGY
INTERNET COMMUNICATION and TECHNOLOGY

hope succces with flying colours.
i want to see that
AUSUCCESS!

Best of luck to all of SPM takers!
hope success like me! *chewaah
escpecially to all BAINUNiANS,
we'll make sure average point at one point zero seven





Original SoundTrack
over the rainbow-connie talbot
tell me something i dont know-selena gomez
sorry-jonas brother


s i n c e w h e n ?

uwekk. saje nak post article from Justin Hernandez not Justin bieber yehh,
20 ways to say i love you



1. Write a note



2. Give flowers


3. Take a walk


4. Make lunch

5. Give massage


6. Let them win



7. Take a trip together


8. Cook together

9. Cuddle


10. Have a picnic


11. Give a present


12. Watch the sunset together


13. Let your hands do the talking



14. Share


15. Make a call


16. Sing


17. Kiss

18. Write a love letter / poem


19. Tell them your secrets


20. Heal their wounds

B A D A N G!

word that i give to AUS!
hrmm, hardworking aus,
dont you mean to relax when going back home.
but now is the VICE VERSA of it,
damn so much,
with all of AUS power and Strength,
he manage to face all of it,
a lot of task to do,

pergh,
bukan maen lagi, pagi tadi till petang, tebang, potong angkut, tu sume lah keje umah baru. PERGH penat seyh. ingat sikit? banyak owt. berapa? lapan belas kat halaman, sepuluh kat lua pagar, total twenty EIGHT, penat sengal. selamat tade gamba jehh. ngan selekeh pakai short, ngan baju PREP sekolah. papa soh pakai baju yg nak buang terus. so i pick baju PREP lah. *hee
then, penat penat! dok inform to whole tha world yg aq penat! *haha. kalau nak ikutkan da mcam samurai jack!


*jackaus

HAHA. with that thankyou

Wednesday, November 17, 2010

fuck off! ROBBERS!

here you are my cute little fingers
shit#$%^*&()_+
katakata yang ku ungkapkan selepas mengetahui berita tersebut
if aq dapat sapa itu robbers
ROBBERS in my new house
akan ku rabers dye bagi lunyai
end my post with doube middle fingers to ROBBERS !

Sunday, November 7, 2010

hanger hangout


yurp
hanger kenape? ade masalah?
canggih? memang ahh aus punye!
this time nak ctr pasal hangout la bukan nyer
HANGER!
Hai Aus Nak Gewe ERrrr
pergh! bukan maen lagi!

nie cter pasal si Dani datang lumut lahh
kteorung hangout
1st tyme kat lumut.
balek umah pkul 0305AM

1st lap :
MAPLE (ma-pe-ley) shisha shisha! kejap tengok MANUTD menang. layan,. sembang sembang>. BLUEKKK!!! shisha x sedap pas pkene sesedut tadi! vanilla. bau sedapp.

2nd lap :
lumut (luuuuu-mut) pegi tengok joran jehh. main idea juz searching 4 toilet. lepa lepak. bosan chaw la.

3rd lap :
teluk batik ( tee-look-- baa-tik!) pergh. takot nak turun takot kene tangkap. ngan JAIP. mcam la kteorunk nie gay

4th lap :
marina island (maa-ree-naa-I-leen) pergh kat sini lepak lama sikit! sempat la sembang pasal awek. sume cakap. aq ke diam. tak terkata. CONGRATZ dani! awek kamu chantekk!

LAst lap :
hanta FIKRI yg da TUE hari ni.pastu hanta aq, topi dani ade kat aq dowhh. sori terbawak pulang!


*K.A.M.I

DANI : PEmandu berlesen P for Penyangak
AUS : CO-PILOT myVi da mcam sesi interview
FIKRI : passenger yg pendiam

special tengs to Syed Zaidani Putra (DANI)

Saturday, November 6, 2010

S P M

S P M .
what is that mean?
Saya Pelajar Malas?
Saya Pandai Mengomel?
Saya Pandai Makan?
Saya Pangkah Malaysia?
Saya Perdana Menteri?

*gadget anti meniru

ouh wateva u want to said. but da really that i must to face up is Sijil Pelajaran Malaysia. n im be luckily because we no need to face the paper with anti-TIRU punya gadget. ne way good luck! SPM around da kone wehh. kalau moto tuwh kona bareng dah! naseb x jatuh je

Friday, November 5, 2010

rambut kesayangan

*rambut aq! ala ala biebier la jugak!

pergh bertarikh ntah barape ntah. x ingat ade spotcheck besa besaran. pergh KASI GEGAR punya. then x sangke pulak ade sesi potong jambul. hrmm. tunduk terus aq. punye la nak dipendek kan cerita. rambut ku pula yg pendek terima kasih kepada ustaz barber. tapi aq xkan lupa those sentences. " owh, nia la jambul yg si aina suka tu, skrang aq nak bagi aina benci pulak " tergelak aq ttbe sebut psal AINA tuwh. ishk.


yg lagi kelaka. rambut aq skrang dowh. x ubah mcam askar ck8, bak kata mama aik ? daus pnye rambut pown da jadi mcam papa dah? nak pegi haji ke? berbalas. x de ahh ma ade chegu bertauliah potong rambut daus. x rata so tu yg potong pendek tuwh. senang. mama: padan la muka *hee

KFC vs NSFC

laluan untuk perkongsian

klik untuk besakan

*tengs to blog bolasepak malaysia

sayausJOHAN

back OFF or we'll give u some present!
middle fingers *hee
we need some space!

*muke saye!

*johan mengembekk

bilaKAMIGILA
manis lagiCUKA
sayausx jadi KACHAkle,
JOHANakmelompatrasenye,
:p


*karya KAMI

DIVOOM speaker


yeah!
at last dapat gak aq cari portable speaker yg ngam ngan GEAR aq
pergh puas hati
tambah lagi muke aq,
muka bodek pergh. diskaun bukan maen.
muke tembok BESAR CHINa la katekan.



dis ma conversation ngan ;
ABOON : uncle speaker

dey!
yarw! wassup ? carik ape bro?
hrmm. i? ouh uke ! i tengok u demo itu speaker manyak comel!
ehh. i memang comel (prasan pulak apek tu)@#$%^&*mncarut dlam bhase cine.
boo la you apek i cakap speaker tu la!
ouh i see mau ka! u i kasi harga spesel
hrmm.okeoke. kasi demo sikit
POTPOEPOTPETPOETPET dye ngomel

maseh mengomel #$%^&*(potpetptpet)
STOP
hrmmm. aq dok anggok angguk geleng geleng
dey amacam? mau angkut ka?
hrmm, jap usha wallet.! #$%^& wallet saket la uncle perut kosong.
ala. i bagi u special price. SATU MALAYSIA
hrmm.. ukeuke. ini harga brapa?
price nett ! RM 65.
ouh. haiya perut manyak kosong woa. mana bole itu harga?
okeoke. RM 60
hrmm. u kata satu malaysia?
heyy! mane bole kasi turun lagi
aq pun belek belek lah speaker tuwh.
sroh dye kuarkan kat cermin display la tuka wane la, pasl warranty la
oke uncle last price for me only?
hrmm.. 60 puluh jugak la.
oke harga saya rm 55? uke? *bisik
okeokeokeokeoke lahh. i bagi u rm 55. u sorang saja *bisik
shuut dont tell anybody oke.
i senyap bagi u ini price. u senyap pasal ini harga oke?
kalau i bising?
tanak kawan *cehh macam budak budak
deal! fair and squared aq cakap!
puas hati. then aq baya. siap brknalan skit ngan aboon.
untuk aq 1 year warranty. orang laen taraK!


lokasi, yikfoong kedai atas sekali.
g-shock, time ondaway balek skola.
converse, penat berjalan
wc merah, slim sikit drpd membuncit
bodypack, dapat beban baru

for YASRI! nie la bende tuwh. x suprise un kan kan!?

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